Bleach 416

Shonen(parody)Update: Bleach 416
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Cover Page is Ichigo,holding a paint brush and…smiling?

Every single character in Bleach and me: "O_o"

That's just creepy…even more creepy than Gin.

Oh,and apparently it's Bleach year.

Yeah…I'm confused too.

The first page is, without a doubt, the most epic page in any pervious Bleach Chapter.

Why? Because it show Ichigo from the first chapter and his growth since then!

We have a grand total of seven Ichigos!

Ok..well,six Ichigo's and a foot of the new Ichi.

Butterflyzen:"S-SEVEN!? SCREW THAT! I QUIT!"

Me: "GET YOU BUTTERFLY-LOOKING ASS BACK THERE!"

First page is Rangiku who isn't dead!:'D

Oh….I guess I shouldn't have shot Gin in his knee caps…Hehe. My bad.

Rangiku:" Hakufuku? What's this feeling? OMG Gin! I hope nothing horrible happened to him,like he attacked Aizen ,tried to steal the Hogyoku,and left him for dead. Nah. Gin would NEVER do something that stupid."

Gin&Me: *Facepalm* "Crap."

(Scene change)

We see Gin getting his ass kicked by Butterflyzen.

Hey,his eyes are open!

Butterflyzen:"MY HOGYOKU! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"

Buttetflyzen takes the Hogyoku.

Dick.

Now….FLASHBACK!

We see Younger,less of a dick,Aizen takin' bout da Hogyoku.

Young Aizen:" Before Kisuke ,I arrived at the conclusion of the Hougyouku,but it failed. In order to finalize the Hougyoku-"

Me:" Yo, Sousuke, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Kisuke Urahara is one of the best former captains of all time! Of all time!"
…

I've run out of ideas.

Butterflyzen pretty much explains what the hougyoku is really for and why he took it from Kisuke.

Then,he rips off Gin's arm like the jackass he is.

Gin:" Was…this really necessary?"

Butterflyzen:" Yes. NOW DIE!"

Butterflyzen stabbed Gin!

He's such a prick!

You backstabbing jackass!

Butterflyzen:" I don't care! I'm evil! EVIL!  Oh,and Thanks Gin."

Gin"So,stabbing someone in the chest is how you THANK THEM!?"

Butterflyzen:" Maybe…I don't know. Something about fear and evolution or crap like that."

Gin:" You're not sure of what's happing anymore, are you?"

Butterflyzen:" Gin, the writer doesn't even know anymore."

So true.

(With Keigo Tatsuki and her band of Minor character)

Keigo:"Hey! Wasn't it original called "Keigo and his band of minor characters?"

Me:"Hey! Wasn't it original called "Shut the f**k up and accept my chages,bitch?!"

Butterflyzen sends Gin though a wall.

Gin is as good as f**ked.

And the minor characters faint…'cept Keigo

Keigo(Happy):"So we can-"

Me:" Hell no."

Keigo: ""

Yay! Gin related flashback!

Chibi Gin and Chibi Rangiku are cute :3

C.Rangiku:"Gin! Where were you!"

C.Gin:" Out. Like my new clothes? Pretty badass,right?"

C.Rangiku:"Not really."

C.Gin:" What?! Come on! I look as badass as Mr.T!"

C.Rangiku:" Your as bout badass as Edward-"

C.Gin:" Elric!?"

C.Rangiku:" Cullen."

C.Gin:"Well,I'm become a Shinigami! Then, I'll be the ultimate badass! Ever more so then Chuck Norris!"

BLASPHEMY!

C.Gin:" Also,I don't wanna see you cry anymore."

Flashback over.

Rangiku runs to Gin.

Aww,Gin develops  his character a little.

Sad scene is sad.

Waah Gin died. Q_Q

And it doesn't help the fact that I'm listening to "Why" by Ayaka(Crises Core ending song) either.

Butterflyzen looks over all the pain and destruction he caused.

Butterflyzen:"Well…this was a good day! Now it's time to die!"

But,at the last minute, they are saved by…

*Drum solo*

ICHIGO! And what the hell happened?!

He looks all epic and stuff!

Butterflyzen:" WHY WON'T THE WRITER LET ME KILL ANYTHING?!"

Cuz you suck.

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See you guys later.